Your local ToriGorey Writer, I enjoy this ship to an almost unhealthy level. I've been on a sort of hiatus with the whole writing game but you can still expect a few fics once in a blue moon. I still reblog any sort of content of the goats I can wrap my mitts around, as well as anything I like.
y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen
i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”
so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)
anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”
and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything
To give you guys a little heads up about the character name Haida from Aggretsuko It turns out that Hes not a hyena hes a African wild dog 😅 Just letting you know guys If you don’t believe me check it out
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